After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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