Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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