That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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