what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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