You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Also, beer. Big fan.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Randomize
