Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
soo... how was my night?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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