how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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