Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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