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(716): View more from New York

who do you think you are?

(407): View more from Florida

someone who doesn't ask that question

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(509): View more from Washington

Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you

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(281): View more from Texas

he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."

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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend

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(269): View more from Michigan

He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.

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(209): View more from California

Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.

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