Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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