I think my fart just growled at me.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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