yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Say something about gay babies.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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