$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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