Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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