Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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