no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
worst night to have a conscience
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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