i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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