Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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