I don't think brook has ever known best
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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