So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
no you cant smoke seaweed
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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