Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm too high and old for this...
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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