Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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