Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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