Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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