West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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