We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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