Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
