Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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