people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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