Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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