How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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