With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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