what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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