I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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