remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
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