Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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