I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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