I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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