theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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