I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You have to summon your inner elephant
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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