So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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