whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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