He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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