My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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