Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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