Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
When are your genitals available?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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