i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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