I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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