in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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