I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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