dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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