Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize
