Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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