If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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