You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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