oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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