i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He kissed a someone with a penis
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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